waffle iron

The act of ejaculating into any fleshy fold

Brian: “Hey, girl! How was your date last night?”
Ross: “Well, dinner was dreadful and the conversation was dreary, but as I’m sure you already know, a batter queen like me is always satisfied when a date ends with a waffle iron.”

by Dignity's Foe March 28, 2012

waffle iron

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

by CFP July 24, 2008

Waffle Ass

Waffle Ass is a term used to refer to a womans posterior after it has been spanked enough times in any given direction to leave the imprints resembling that of a waffle.

"Girl, I'll spank yo ass so many times you'll have waffle ass for a week."

or

"I was diggin this chick 'til i saw she had been waffle assed by some dude minutes prior to our date."

by Jason Landrie February 13, 2006

Blue Waffle

When the outer lips of the vagina have become bruised from rough sex and or objects being used to aggressively. bruising usually appears waffle like because bruising occurs at different rates causing blue and yellow markings.

"I woke up with a Blue Waffle and I thought I had an STD, but my DR told me it is just bruising from having repeated rough sexual interactions consecutively."

by VampGurl08 June 14, 2016

meat waffle

a road-killed animal with tyre tread patterns impressed into its flesh : Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

Fluffy's adventure in jaywalking immediately rendered her a meat waffle by a late-model Saab with new Goodyear Aqua-Treads.

by Loopy Garou September 19, 2005

Nelly wafer

An explicit term for a gay man. Mainly used by homophobes

That faggot is a nelly wafer

by Everyusernamehasbeentaken December 26, 2017

twat waffle

A meaningless insult; can be used to refer to anyone or anything that you dislike

You stank twat waffle.

by Vyxen November 23, 2004