Definitions by CFP

waffle iron 

The waffle iron, simply put, is taking a dump on a persons chest, picking up a tennis raquet, and smacking the poo from the top with the raquet. Thus, creating a "waffle iron" effect on the feces.

while he was passed out, instead of writing on mike, we decided to give him a waffle iron.

waffle iron by CFP July 24, 2008

Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

Log Flume by CFP July 24, 2008