Verbal Handjob

The response your boss gives you when he/she doesn't want to or know how to answer a difficult question. Technique is most often employed in large meetings leaving employees frustrated and walking away remembering "bla bla bla"

I asked the CEO if there would be more cuts next quarter and he gave me a big long story about ROI to the investors and how we have to work together bla bla bla. What a verbal handjob

by ShawnP October 24, 2008

verbalist

Hip hop extrodanaire

Incredible emcee

From clevland ohio

Now living in rhode island

Yo you seen verbalist rip that mic

That dude verbalist is repping real hip hop

by verbalist February 6, 2008

verbal slut

a girl who pretends to be ur friend so she can go out with your friends

hi liz your such a verbal slut

by shannon house July 17, 2007

Verbal Blue Balls

When your in the middle of an epic thought and your about to hit the climax of your idea/discussion/story and you forget what you where just about to say....and than you get pissed off after cause you lost your thought

You:telling epic idea....o shit,fuck....
Friend: What!?
You: I just got verbal blue balls

by Wraaaangler May 14, 2011

Verbal Diarrhea

its when some one keeps on talking total, utter crap and i just keeps on going and going, so bad that it smells fuckin rancid, just take it from me, evry prep is like that

Xaqua:happyb dat to u happy b day to u happybday to UUUUUUUU!!!!!!happy b day to U!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;}

Cronus:jesus christ stfu!!!!! u have the worst case of verbal diarrhea!!!!!

by Raph Torres June 11, 2006

verbage

Refers to the dumb phrases on t-shirts, especially those sold at Hot Topic. These phrases usually make no sense.

"Did you check the new verbage?"
"Yeah. . .some shit about a hamster. . ."

by Lori November 1, 2004

verbal agreement woman

a derivative and female version of the "yes man", or one who is an a) pushover, b) person of unquestioning obedience, c) accepts the leadership of another (this can carry very sexual connotations, if you wish to go that far), and who is therefore very easily "taken advantage of". Interestingly, both the "yes man" and "verbal agreement woman" have no problem displaying their overzealously submissive natures if driven absolutely gaga by someone of the opposite sex who places much less effort on them.

Paula is such a verbal agreement woman...if she's sprung on a nigga he can say "jump on that" and she's already on it before he tells her how!

by BellaVoce February 4, 2010