valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021

valentine/julian

REALLY REALLY COOL AND HOT AND ATTRACTIBE GHUY!!!!!!! he leiks gacha heat and gacha life....(and south aprk!!) one of thge best peopl youll evber meet 🤤

person 1: not all men.
person 2: youre right, valentine/julian could never.

by eryrlk April 4, 2022

Valentine

Valentine usually refers to a wonderful, kind, beautiful and awesome girl that will conquer your heart. As a matter of fact, Valentine's day was created to honor all the Valentines in the world and not for a dumb romantic holiday.

It's Valentine's day!
Let's build Valentine a statue.

How big?
Yes.
Cool.

by Bière November 22, 2021

valentine

a miserable day for all of the single masochists out there who think that it would be fun going outside on a valentines day with a kit-kat bar

friend: "Hey! Wanna hang out with me today? It is valentines day after all"
a masochist: "Nah, I'm outta kit-kat"
friend: "what the frick?"

by Rua the persian road September 30, 2019

Valentine arms

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.

holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms

by tinchy09 October 22, 2009

Valentine’s Day

Single nigga holiday , a day to enjoy one’s peace of mind and stable life and not have to worry about a cheating nigga or a cheating bitch.

Happy Valentine’s Day single brotha 🙏

by Patrickfrm704 February 10, 2022

Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020