tug-n-toss

Performing a vigorous air jerk quickly followed by opening your hand, palm up, on the out stroke in order to simulate "tossing" hot man chowder in the direction of the recipient.

After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.

by Nismotech85 November 22, 2019

tugging the turtle

an uncircumcized male msturbating

Kevin was caught tugging the turtle while looking at a magazine in the bathroom at work

by bigshow2569 October 17, 2009

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

pull-tug

The act of pulling someone's penis very hard threw his shorts.

Next time he hits me in the balls I'm going to give him a pull-tug.

by nosliWsemaJydoC December 9, 2013

Tug n plug

When you fuck someone from the back and please them from the front. I.e reach around

After their date, they went back to his apartment and gave the ol' tug n plug a try

by Toastradamus December 2, 2016

Tug a wug

A large jug of juice with a handle

Hand me that tug a wug of apple juice

by Rickybobby23 February 22, 2023

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016