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furry trumpet

The act of performing oral sex on someone who has never shaved, ever.

Also, the sound a wooly mammoth makes.
My face felt like it was being scrubbed with a Brillo pad when I was doing the furry trumpet.
by HHedral February 26, 2015
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salty trumpette

A noun describing the typical Donald Trump supporter who cannot handle a primary loss. A Salty Trumpette may be identified by a high saline content and load bemoanings about lawsuits when something does not go it's way.
Did you hear that Donna is planning on litigation against the bowling league due to her recent losses? I guess she's a Salty Trumpette. Trump Butt Hurt Donald Trump Rusty Trombone
by JewManChu June 22, 2016
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tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.
Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...
by GoodnCrazyMan February 7, 2017
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Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.
"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."
by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019
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Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family
Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet
by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021
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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.
Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly
by Jerry Smith's Dog November 16, 2021
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The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!
The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!
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