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tight trumpet

When the lips touch the anus, and the recipient farts and the trumpet "player" blows out of their lips creating a trumpet noise.

Helen is the best tight trumpet player I've had, so good that I released my bowels...

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Another way to say lol or laugh out loud, but only used when you cringe or uncomfortable.

Betty: Hey I just got done giving my boyfriend an Alabama Hotpocket!
Jo: Oh, lllooolll...

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