Torpedo discharge

Taking a torpedo shaped shit, which drops with a splash and, due to it's sheer energy, swims around the toilet seat for a while before it settles, waiting to be flushed by it's master.

Cuntinagi was the Japanese pilot responsible for the Torpedo discharge. While the Pearl Harbor attack was taking place, and after dropping his entire payload of torpedoes, he bent over and dropped a final torpedo from his anus on an American Aircraft carrier as a symbolic dropage before the honorable Kamikaze. It is said that his fecal matter was so vile it burnt through the carrier's toughened steel, creating a large crater-like hole, sinking the carrier and it's crew at once. The torpedo like fecal matter was later recovered from the bottom of the sea, and now can be found at the Louvres Museum in France.

by JayReynolds August 28, 2010

Toledo Rocket

When a man masturbates and his sperm is propelled with enough force to reach the vagina or anus of the partner who is at least 3 feet away

Dude I totally did a Toledo Rocket last night at A-house
toledo mudd hen cleveland steamer sky walker metal dan

by ahouse 3rd floor January 18, 2011

texas torpedo

A big, fat dildo, complete with blinking lights, stuck up a mules' ass.

Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas torpedo when the weather gets gnarly outside.

by Texastorpedo October 30, 2015

torpedo

a 1991 Toyota Previa

Damn, there goes another torpedo

by janbo September 15, 2008

Topped

1. Done, finished in general
2. To Finish a drink, typically alchohol

1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.

by b-eazy August 20, 2006

market street torpedo

an alternative method of blowing your nose whereby you hold one nostril, and force air out of the other nostril -- notably you do not use a tissue or hankercheif.

market street, i believe, is a somewhat nasty street in Newark NJ.

"i was out hiking, and my alergies were bothering me, being without tissues, i pulled a market street torpedo right off the trail"

"i've seen steve-o launch a few market street torpedos on wild boys"

by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

swedish torpedo

the act of doing a helicopter with your penis in front of a girls face, then quickly poking her in the with your boner...almost like a torpedo

Drew: So I was planning on doing the Swedish Torpedo to this retarded whore named Chrissy.....
Matt & Mitch:tht fucking puck slut??good work man!
Matt:u hit and ran right?
Drew:what?
Mitch:fucking gross man....
Alex: i got a chubby
Matt:Holy shit i just made this bitch Danielle blind in one eye with that shit

by bigjewdicksss February 22, 2008