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texas torpedo
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A big, fat dildo,
complete
with
blinking
lights,
stuck up
a mules' ass.
Boy, that mule sure loves his Texas
torpedo
when
the weather
gets gnarly
outside
.
by
Texastorpedo
October 30, 2015
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