A fucking kiddy fiddler. 🤟🏻
Boy:do you know ted
Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day
Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
Girl:oh the nonce? Yea i do why
Boy:bc he was staring at my sister the other day
Girl: so?
Boy:shes 9…
by Sexuallyattractedtomyself September 16, 2022
Get the Tedmug. an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023
Get the Fed tedmug. An annoying brat.
by Dababycarhahahredissuslessgoo September 19, 2021
Get the Tedmug. by UltimateDoge June 4, 2023
Get the Ted Nungentmug. Cousin Ted is just your cousin, and there is nothing wrong with him. Sure, he may be an extremely skinny creature with pale white skin and hundreds of tiny sharp teeth that only shows up at your window after he prowls around the outside of your house at night but I assure you nothing is wrong with him. He's just your good old cousin Ted who has with five small black beady eyes and an unstoppable urge to scoop out your kidneys after you fall asleep from his foul black viscous "sleep inducing saliva", but don't worry. He's just your cousin Ted, and he may or may not make you watch him eat your kidneys as you slowly die from his attack. Again, there is nothing wrong with "cousin Ted".
by Mr. Shog December 9, 2022
Get the Cousin Tedmug. Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
Get the Ted King as Senator Bartlettmug. When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
Get the The Kris-Ted effectmug.