Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

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walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024

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ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.

Ticket queens hog all the glory.

by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022

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Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.

"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"

by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022

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Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.

The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.

by anonymous March 7, 2022

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