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mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry 🐧

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn 🤠🖐
the stan twt community: 🤭🐳🥰😳✌️
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! 🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍
by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021
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Penguin in the Iceberg

When you have penis in vagina sex while taking an ice bath.
We kept the penguin in the iceberg after our workout. It worked wonder on our muscle recovery.
by Ice_Fisher May 31, 2023
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Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats
Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro
by starmangriff February 26, 2023
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penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.
She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!
by Nick April 21, 2005
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except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"
by DounutBum June 24, 2005
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016
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