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Cheap Bastard

A Slumlord who keeps the heat off in his rental units until code enforcement comes to inspect, after they leave he turns it off again
by Capt Copernicus January 9, 2009
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bastard fart

simply a fart with two tablespoons of shit contained within it.
"I farted today, and had to change my drawers, it was definitly a bastard fart."
by Kelly Harris November 28, 2007
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flourescent bastard

the british police. who wear bright yellow jackets, also builders, and lollypop ladies
by jack johnjackson August 30, 2006
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Bastard Tough

1. adj. Someone who talks amazing amounts of shit but never backs it up. But, when put in the position to have to back it up, will triumph gloriously resulting in more shit talking, thus perpetuation the cycle.

2. adj. An extrordinarily tough person.
Jesus Todd is bastard tough! He talked shit on Matt all night and when Matt threw down, Todd kneed him in the balls and kept talking shit.

2. Marv from "Sin City"
by Sheraton Gould April 20, 2005
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fucking bastard

George W. Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, and all the other warmongering fucking bastard leaders of the Coalition Of The Killing.
Howard Hitler is a fucking bastard.
by Mystikan March 25, 2004
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bad bastard

Worse than your average bastard. Slightly esoteric, used occasionally in the west of Ireland.
See that hairy lad over there, he's a bad bastard.
by Bidsey August 19, 2006
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whores bastard

whores- women who exchange sexual acts for monitary units
bastard- Somebody born without a father

the fatherless off spring of a prostitute
by Bobby Sultan January 13, 2008
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