Tessio

Luke's Dog. He is the fastest being on the planet. You run and you die. Don't even try broh.

"Man! I just tessioed past that dude!"

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Tessa Clark

Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.

I love Tessa Clark's.

by I Love America and Muffins September 21, 2022

Tessa

Tessa is a very erratic, or unpredictable girl. She is always by that one shorter Harry Potter loving blonde friend. They spend 24 hours together and you can't, with all your might separate these girls. Tessa is a loving, loyal, outgoing friend and even if she may be shy in front of big audiences, in front of friends and family, she is a crazy, wild friend.

Person 1: I wish Tessa was here
Person 2: Wait who's tessa?
Person 1: Tessa is the best person you will ever meet in your life! Everyone needs a Tessa in their life.

by UrGrandmasHipReplacement December 18, 2022

Tessa the tank engine

A big bitch (jk i love you cody)

Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"

by you got high with me enin February 14, 2023

tesseract root

its like a cube root

but 4 and not 3

2 is the tesseract root of 16 i think

by GrassBird125 March 20, 2023

Tessa

Weirdo that likes anime and has a huge crush on Emily they love each other

Oh look at that nerd Tessa

by Bully Maguire Fr March 29, 2023

Tessa

Tessa is a danish rapper. She tends to rap about nothing, but who she wants to have sexual intercourse with, when, and where. She, like every woman does, always complains about men.

Person1: Yo, wanna listen to some Tessa?
Person2: You fucking disgusting twat. Get out my house.

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023