A : I escaped jail today !
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor
B : excuse me ?
A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
Get the Spork mug.The act of feeding any KFC foods requiring a utensile to your partner with your penis, as well as distributing pussy juice on the biscuit if applicable.
So I just hung out under the table at KFC while some stranger
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
Sporked a whole container of mac and cheese into my face; hey good lookin'want to spork me some potatoes and gravy?; Why aren't you sporking some of that onto my biscuit?
by Meester Grassyass August 31, 2019
Get the Sporking mug.A small , very nice girl who will do anything for anyone. Loves conversation but if you fuck her over she will fuck you up. Love makeup, she is very attractive and has a sexy side. Has a funny sense of humor. Will love you hard but not the clingy type. She has a independent side but will want you to be by her side.
by cattiedaddie September 9, 2019
Get the soporia mug.Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.
East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*
by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020
Get the SPORES mug.Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?
Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
Get the Spork mug.The fact of supporting content creator financially
by chelly911 April 15, 2020
Get the Siporty mug.Refers to da random frequency dat you have coughing-fits from stepping on puffballs while strolling in da woods.
Enjoying da Great Outdoors is all well and good, and can indeed be very beneficial to your health. If you have allergies to pollen and mold, though, you might be wise to first consult da locals in da general area where you wanna go exploring, and inquire about what kinds of allergen-emitting plants are in da fields and woods, and where said problematic organisms are located, so dat hopefully you can avid sporeadically hacking up a storm during your treks.
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
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