srake

Srake -

A Classic Dwrok Finkler Chaim Shmerls thugaton shaker

Whas Is a Srake?

by Srake May 27, 2023

Strategic Admission

(noun)
A person who gets caught in a controversy and waits until people stop caring before confessing to what they did. They hope to get away with it by admitting when the fuss has died down.

Person A: "Did you hear about that celebrity scandal?"
Person B: "Yeah, they totally pulled a strategic admission maneuver. Waited for everyone to forget before coming clean."

by ahundredovens August 9, 2023

strategic piss

Taking a really quick piss because you're playing games with your buds online and action is already occurring.

Dude 1: The match is about to start, gotta take a strategic piss!
Dude 2: Better be quick or you'll get killed.

by Sir funk face October 22, 2023

Staken hawking

A fat male in a wheel chair

Hey look over there there's staken hawking
*fat man in wheel chair*

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

Strategically Moronic

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.

Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Scrake

The "sound" of when a chainsaw is tearing threw flesh and bone
or
A large zed in the FPS survival game Killing Floor 2

I see a scrake

Did the chainsaw just scrake?,

by Scrakka December 1, 2023

Strategy

My strategy CAN'T FAIL. I literally control what constitutes winning. And you not playing only prolongs the game. Luckily for you it's a game that affords multiple winners. I call it Femininity.

Hym "That strategy will work because their (at least) kids will die if it doesn't. They will not let you co opt my work because their kids will die if you succeed. They will not let you wait out the clock becauses the longer it take for me to gain my freedom the less my freedom will do to appease me and I'll just kill your kids anyway. The longer it takes the less effective the punishment for killing your kids will be. The only path to victory for you is defeat. I will crush the participants of this transgression against me under the weight of their own guilt and I don't need to be free or alive to harm you. This is literally the only way to do this and it literally can't fail. And I would know because I've been doing it for 8 years now and I haven't lost any allies. Have you?"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024