Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.
Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018
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Tim: Did your wife buy that bullshit about how you buying a Harley, because they get good gas mileage for your work commute?
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
Sully: No dude, she saw right through it; It didn’t pass her straight face test.
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Redditor: Such a person doesn't exist
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him: make a straight face and ignores completely (obviously the straight face kid)
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