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stupid steven

A person with an extreme condition of stupidity and uses drugs occasionaly
stupid steven-hey bubba wanna climb trees andmasturbate?!?!!!

Guy 1-there he goes..again...

Guy 2-yup..
by Guythedogyyy July 20, 2016
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Stevens Goggles

Very different from beer goggles, it is an insane amount of alcohol needed to make the Stevens Institute of Technology's girls look like average girls. Many girls believe there is a female version, but they are wrong because they are ugly females, and their opinions do not count.
Guy 1: Last night I had sex with this hot girl
Guy 2: No you didn't brah, she was that smelly butch dike from your chemistry class
Guy 1: Fucking Stevens Goggles
by Johnny Cash Thompson December 28, 2008
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Steven Chen

Dude, Steven Chen is Asian! A damn sexy one too.
by stevenchen June 25, 2009
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Shaka Stevens

Former dictator of Sierra Leone. Had no influence whatsoever with anything.

Therefore

An action or object that lacks purpose and sense.
by Googly April 12, 2004
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Uncle Steven

When during auto erotic asphyxiation masturbating while standing on top of something, one slips and hangs himself and dies.
My friend pulled an Uncle Steven last week when he slipped off the ironing board and hanged himself while jerking it.
by BagofDicks May 6, 2013
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Steven Brust

An incredibly good author. His most well known books are the Jhereg Series or the Adventures of Vlad Taltos.

The books are fantasy/ sci-fi and plenty of satire and action to please anyone. Go read them.

Some of the titles are: Jhereg, Athyra, Orca, Tiassa, Dragon, and many others. Each book is named after a House (groups of elves born into different social brackets called "Houses" which are named after animals.)
by Athyraslove August 11, 2008
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Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.
Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"
by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009
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