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(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer
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HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
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HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS
Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.
People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards
Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!
Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!
Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
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Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!
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Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
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by imacop41 September 15, 2009
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Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
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by Greenstone June 15, 2009
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"I hope I don't have to be in Anthony's group because yesterday he randomly grabbed my tits and that put him on creeper-status with me."
"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."
"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."
by queef queen7 January 18, 2009
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