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rat status

(adjective): a state of being where a person is so gross that they are comparable to a rat living in the sewer

Kelsey: "Dude, my boyfriend wouldn't get out of bed so then I farted on him"

Liz: "Dude, that's so rat status"

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by schlumbum March 22, 2016