chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 19, 2009

Nope Spider

A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

" I need to peeeeeeee." *goes into bathroom* *sees nope spider**runs out of room* "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" *sets house on fire.*
A Nope Spider is such a big ass spider it causes people to set their house on fir, which is the only way to destroy the Nope Spider demon.

by FangirlingASKDFGGL December 27, 2014

DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS

A sentence used to ask a human if a Spider has puss puss

"DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?"

by PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEE HHHHEELP March 20, 2017

Queen of Spades

Typically a married white woman that enjoys sex with multiple(2 or more) well hung black males at a time, on a frequent basis. The woman is typically a swinger and engages in sex with the permission of her husband. The wife
may maintain one or more steady lovers and refer them as her "boyfriend", "her bull" or that she is "black-owned". Frequently the husband and wife film the wife's escapades for future enjoyment.

The term is also used for single white women that only date black men.

Hey man, I hear Jane is a queen of spades.

by BraveNewWorld November 12, 2012

Spider Bee

The Spider Bee is known to live in parts of the United States, Canada, and Mexico. It gets its name because it has the wings and stinger of a bee along with the legs and the ability to create spider webs like a spider. The Spider Bee is a quiet bug most people will never see it, but it is there. It is always watching, and waiting for the exact moment to strike. ~created by justin and abbi~

OMFG ITS A SPIDER BEE..RUN!!!!!
...I saw a spider bee im scared :(
THERES A SPIDER BEE HIVE IN MY HOUSE OHNOZ

by funeral wolf April 20, 2009

Clock Spider

Clockspider and all who worshipped him shall be smote by Limecat.

LUE- I make blank topics there.

by GraphicAngel February 20, 2004

Spider Joke

Spider Joke aka Spider Loc of G-Unit. Spider was given this name by The Game in one of his G-Unit disses 240 Bars
aka Spider Joke. Spider Loc also converterd from a Blood to a 'G-Unit Crip' and has yet to come out with a cd.He is also the reason we press mute when we play Madden.Spiders brother 'Marvel Williams' is also known as a Snitch, along with the other snitch 50 Cent.
GUNOT

spider joke-
hear the break down
spider loc is a joke
nigga sound like chunk off the goonies
ya life is a movie
you aint a factor you a actor fifty gave you a script
went from runnin with the bloods to a g-unit crip
whats a g-unit crip? not a gang in LA
bang on records but nigga won't bang in LA
why the fuck you wake me up ... nigga im tired
you a busta.. so ima light yo ass on Fire
nigga want my spot so he runnin with buck
keep tryna play The Game, and u 'gon get fucked
i heard diss after diss, lil nigga you suck
like yo baby mama, in the third row of my truck
naw-vail ill whoop your ass in your own hood
you so hard why didnt u put out that song about Suge
trapped in the closet, R. Kelly ass nigga
get swiss cheesed up, ol' deli ass nigga
t.boz in belly ass nigga
better ask around, i been the truth since Makaveli passed nigga
and i aint wanna have to do this shit
id rather be at home listeing to the Cam'ron diss
Dr. Dre said it best 'a bitch is a bitch'
you a myspace gangsta nigga suck my dick

by whrrthecashat May 30, 2006