solamona

Small dick loves getting men in bed.he loves cum in the bum and was the first fag ever born.

That fag is such a solamona

by YOUTUBE.COM/CONOR PIG August 29, 2017

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

solomon

A socially distanced Rastafarian. Calm. Dreadlocked. Masked. Alone... but helping others!

Bob Marley would have understood COVID-19 and he would have been socially responsible and he would have written a song to tell everyone how to survive: "Wah gwan! Big up up. BE safe! Kip tuh yuhself...Be solomon!

by You rReal Name July 8, 2020

Grilling Salmon

The process of putting your vagina too close to a camp fire

We were all sitting by the fire when all of a sudden we smelt something nasty, turns out Dee was grilling salmon

by NAN126 June 7, 2015

Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

by Materialism March 5, 2011

seabass jam salmon

A jam created with the slime off seabass and salmon mixed with assorted parts of the fish that are not usally eaten.

I would love some seabass jam salmon on my toast, thank you for offering!

by bran-sauce July 28, 2011

Put My Salmon In Her Oven

The act of having sex or intercourse.

Oh man, I'd like to put my salmon in her oven.

by Hans Graham January 11, 2012