shwank

A cross between Shit & Wank !!
When you think somthing is crap, This is the perfect word to say about it.

"What did you think of that new club mate? "

To be honest mate it was ShWank !!

by Boss 69 May 26, 2005

Schwank

An umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.

Everybody was hanging out with their systems going then Tom pulled up bumping his Schwanks. What a loser.

Wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. What are those, Schwanks?

Whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn't get sponsored by Schwank Audio.

by MastaRoe May 15, 2011

shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004

shwance

alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/

eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944

Anything; universally applicable word.

"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae

by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010

Shanae

Shanae is a ugly lanky motherfucking shit she has no friends she self harms for attention she chase all the boys yet she’s never caught one she has crusty lips she fat as fuck and she eats everything the fat shit

There’s chicken hide it cause Shanae is in the way 🤪🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kskd July 3, 2019

shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

Schwans Man

A man in a tan truck that delievers frosty frozen dairy treats to little kids. The truck has lots of doors and is so fucking freezing cold inside. He is often a petafile.

O shit, the Schwans Man wants to rape Colten and Jesse's assholes!

by RT3manistee1 March 7, 2009