pear shaped

If you are to have a large evening that consists of consuming ridiculous amounts of either alcohol or illegal substances you are bound to end up pear shaped.When your mind and internal organs are not functioning as they should do,due to mind altering substance use, you are pear shaped.

"Gee whiz,last night was a fuckn corka!Tell ya what,I'm gonna be fuckn PEAR SHAPED tomorrow!!YEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

by Philthy Phil October 24, 2006

Shapoopie

A term overused by boys named Paul, shapoopie refers to sexual intercourse with another person

“So I hear you and Clarence had a little shapoopie in your backseat after prom”

by lildrummerboi November 23, 2017

gone pear-shaped

Become overweight. Increased girth in stomach and butt areas. Lost any semblence of a decent figure.

"Dude, have you seen Miguel since he got that desk job? His ass has ex-pan-ded! He's gone pear-shaped!"

by thatgirl June 28, 2004

shapius crunkus

Denny's employees who have asses in the front and back.

It's hard to get my job done with all these shapius crunkus in the way.

Shapius crunkus bent over and ripped his pants.

by denny's employee October 6, 2007

Shapoppin

A hood girl that is pretty but also sassy and does not care what anyone says and does her own thing cause she’s shapoppin

Girl is that Alonna she is shapoppin

by Alonna.j May 18, 2018

pull shapes

to make shapes out of your penis

"look! now my penis is a hamberger!! omg"
"eewwww, dont pull shapes, its nasty dude"

by Kyle Beer December 26, 2007

Ben Shapiro

Masculine noun / plural : fagsters

A weak manlet that gets destroyed by traps

A typical shapiresk discussion :

Random trap : "You cut that out now, or you'll go home in an ambulance"
A typical Ben Shapiro : "That seems mildly inappropriate for political discussion"

by Dick choppa July 27, 2017