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Missouri Shake

When you and your partner interlock arms and shake up and down really fast until poop falls out.
Our room still stinks from that Missouri Shake last night!
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corona shake

Any handshake-like greeting but while avoiding any physical contact, preferably with several yards of distance.
“The value of a firm corona shake cannot be exaggerated
by swedish-phish March 9, 2020
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McCum Shake

The act of all McDonald's employees jacking off and cumming into your mouth followed by a gargle.
Jeremy got a great deal on his McCum shake!
by Thotolina March 29, 2020
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Rump Shake

When you shake your "large Rump"
Mein Fuhrer have you seen ze Rump Shake? -Heinreich Himmler
by Polish Bloke March 25, 2023
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Gas Shaker

When someone twerks and rips ass at the same time after an intense Taco Bell Tuesday.
Guy 1: "I was with this girl the other night and I got so turned on when she did the Gas Shaker."
Guy 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by johnfortnitekreger April 4, 2023
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Southside Hand shake

A sexual move inwhich one person is positioned behind another. The rear person reaches through the front persons legs(male), cups the testicals and inserts the tumb on the same hand, into the anus.
I was bent over in bed, and the next thing I knew she was behind me giving me a southside hand shake!
by THE Tommy Ballgame August 24, 2010
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upstate hand shake

“One finger in the throat and one in the rectum......"

When a neurological oriented member of a trauma 1 team checks gag reflex and performs a digital rectal examination simultaneously. This is usually performed on trauma patients to determine extent of abdominal, pelvic, and neurological injuries. New evidence shows the procedure is unnecessary but it's still performed and some have become fond of it's diagnostic powers.

"Espsoito et al (2005) found that none of 512 patients would have had a significant injury missed had the DRE been omitted." (Life In The Fast Lane)."Adding insult to injury?"
I just tried the ole Upstate Hand shake on the patient in room 2. Nurse, we're gonna need some restraints and sedation because they're fighting us for some reason!
by Doctor Jelly Finger February 8, 2014
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