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I Be Shitting

Used in one of my favourite brittany moments
Barista: A large cappuccino, is that all?
You: Can I get the milk alternative? My tummy... I be shitting
by BroccoliBoy1729 February 15, 2025
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fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting
"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.
by balubhog March 28, 2025
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Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat
James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch
by shlubster March 3, 2014
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Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.
Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.
by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018
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Spitting Chips

To be angry or upset. As in I'll be spewing chips...
"If he wins big brother I'll be spitting chips"
by Luke555 August 15, 2008
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Shittin' Pants

Pants that one would wear when about to shit themselves.
"I Hope you got your Shittin' pants on, because you are about to shit your pants." - Negan, 2017.
by De Lumpdumper October 31, 2017
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Spitting Biscuits

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014
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