smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.

I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.

by skulls1850 March 19, 2009

Screenshotting

When a girl, while giving you a blowjob, sticks her fingers up your anal passage and knees you in the face and your body orgasms purely from unexpected shock.

Daniel: Jesus man, why do you have a black eye? Thought you were on a date last night.

Eoin: I was with Claudia last night, things got pretty heavy and she ended up screenshotting me. I didn't even know what was happening until it was over. I think I'm in love.

by Barantir July 1, 2019

Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.

Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.

by toastmasteralpha April 24, 2010

under radar screen

a term used for staying low and out of sight

Amigos keep under radar screen this means keep your butt's low to the ground.
US border patrol "no see no stop". comprendo!

Now point #2. When U get to san Francisco U will be in heaven but " don't ask and don't tell "

AND when U hear fog horns blow horn DON'T have a look see....

now point #3. If U get north of mexifornia watch out for Q ball

by itichie_nocanpo September 8, 2006

smoke screen

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.

While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.

by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006

screendrop

To secretly view another's computer screen.

Joe's desk is in front of mine, so I can't help but screendrop.

by ttsjmp July 16, 2008

screenbarf

The entering a superfluous amount of information into a system where the resulting outcome is minute and not in proportion to the input provided.

"The sign-up page asks for all this screenbarf just to give me a stupid four-character password!"

by chris kalbfleisch September 6, 2007