Raffles Institution

Raffles Institution is supposedly the best school in Singapore, but the truth is that it is no different from the other schools on the island at all, if not worse in terms of student character and maturity. Most, if not all, of the students there treat other people as if they do not exist and walk with their noses in the air. They also love vandalising public property, and abusing the school's cats. However, nothing warms their cold and undead hearts more than torturing their teachers with loud nonsensical chants, lesson disruptions and disobeying them on purpose, which is the best evidence of how high their emotional intelligence (EQ) level is.

Max: Wow, I heard that you got into RI (the abbreviation for Raffles Institution), you must be really smart!
Jack: That's not true, also you should be glad that you're not in this hellhole of a school!

by UltraSniperX March 29, 2022

BlueBerry ROFL

when you wake up in the morning for breakfast and start LOLing all over the place (kinda sounds like blueberry Waffle just ROFL instead)

Mom: honey come downstairs foods done
me: ahahaha mom i had sex last night with your best friends daughter k bye r thoses blueberry waffles.... wait nm Blueberry ROFL

by Jwalken August 4, 2007

rofl

Roll over floor laughing a cominly used saying in instant messaging

you farted
rofl
lol

dickhead
rofl

by insane maniac June 12, 2008

Roflbear

A bear who has stolen a lolrus's bucket and placed it upon his head, foot, or among his various worldly possessions such as his roflcopter or spare shoop da whoop lips.

The roflbear used his headbucket to emasculate the nearby lolrus.

by aguba September 15, 2009

roflasst

Rolling on the floor and somehow still typing

that was so funny I am roflasst

by Eddysparty January 11, 2010

ROFL Syndrome

When somebody transforms from a decent person to a total asshole. The transformation includes thousands of rituals cast by damned beings in the atmosphere, where they choose one unlucky victim. The victim then becomes an asshole for the rest of his/her life. The abyss, doesn't help. Monsters from the abyss rise and resurrect mystic beings to then conclude and disasterize the whole operation. Meteor showers will rain down and give countless people ROFL Syndrome. Then the Hydlide begins. This isn't good. The asshole then starts shatting in people's eyeballs.

I think Jenny has ROFL Syndrome.

ROFL he has ROFL Syndrome.

by Fresh Out of the Oven September 20, 2011

ROFLAC

Rolling On Floor Laughing and Crying
when something is so funny that you have to roll on the floor and laugh so hard that you start crying

I watched some chick dance on butter and it made me ROFLAC harder than she hit the floor.

by laza61492 October 20, 2012