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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Mind reader

When you read each others mind. You feel like it's magic, but sometimes a curse.
Person one: LOL, I THOUGHT ABOUT THE QUEEN CRACKER!
Person two: BRUUUHHHHH, YOU MIND READER!
Person one and two: NO, YOU!
by 1306sierestymnabruidk January 10, 2023
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Land Rudder

The phenomenon observed in video games wherein a video game character ignores the laws of physics, or performs irrational actions of running into and bumping into environmental objects.
You play the game like a land rudder, why is your horse vertical on that mountain side?
by Alieksendar March 9, 2023
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Desmond Ridder

by jdow88 October 1, 2023
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Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.
I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023
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Leon Reader

Leon Reader (born birthdate) is an adolescent renowned for his notable contributions to contemporary literature and artistic expression. His works, including "Skibidi Toilet" and "A Punishment from Daddy," have garnered widespread acclaim for their unique narratives and thought-provoking themes.

"Skibidi Toilet" captivates audiences with its whimsical yet introspective exploration of the mundane aspects of daily life, infused with subtle humor and profound observations. Meanwhile, "A Punishment from Daddy" delves into the complexities of familial relationships, tackling issues of authority, rebellion, and forgiveness with sensitivity and depth.

Despite his young age, Reader has earned admiration and respect within literary circles for his exceptional talent and maturity in storytelling. His works have been praised for their ability to resonate with audiences of all ages, sparking conversations and eliciting emotions that transcend generational boundaries.

Reader's literary prowess, coupled with his keen insight into the human experience, positions him as a rising star in the world of literature. As he continues to hone his craft and explore new artistic endeavors, Leon Reader remains a figure of inspiration and admiration for aspiring writers and enthusiasts alike.
Chris: "Look! It's Leon Reader!"
Jack: "Skibidi toilet!"
by cooldefinitions.com March 20, 2024
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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