Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
by Vobden September 01, 2021
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Finger Puppet Mafia

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.
"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"
by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021
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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 06, 2021
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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 06, 2021
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Flush Puppet

Human that merely exists, nothing more, nothing less.
Person 1: you useless fucking flush puppet.
by Mister Meat Marrionet April 12, 2017
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slap the puppet

Masturbate. Jerking off. Rubbing one out.
I need to slap the puppet after watching dancing with the stars.
by shwank March 22, 2016
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puppet treatment

when you shove your fist up someones ass and do the moving of the mouth thing
bro this work is worse than getting the puppet treatment
by i<3milfs69420 February 10, 2022
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