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Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.
"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"
by Mason Beveridge February 23, 2004
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president bangs

President Bangs is a phenomenon in which a female's long sidesweep bangs, due to an unfavorable condition, (ie humidity, sweat, rain, etc) begin to curl where her hair meets her scalp. This results in an aesthetic effect resembling the wigs of our founding fathers. To most ladies, this is undesirable and avoided at all costs.
I had to walk to school in the rain today and I can't brush my hair. I guess today I'll have to live with president bangs.
by hellanuts September 9, 2009
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Orange President

A racist, sexist, homophobic, 74 year old pedo.
by M∆rceline November 3, 2020
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el presidente

a reaaaally sad an annoyin person who needs to get some form of social life and stop being so needy of everyones attention and approval
person 1: that blokes such a wanker
person 2:no he is el presidente
by petrified foetus May 10, 2005
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dirty present

pulling out and coming all over a girls chest and face.
Susie wasnt on the pill so i had to give her the dirty present.
by Rob August 3, 2005
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christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.
by nigelisgod November 29, 2010
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Worst president

by Meeeeee2 July 13, 2022
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