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emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50โ€“120 km (31โ€“75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
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mother penguin

mother penguin, also known as balls penguin, is the iconic YouTuber who also is a penguin and is one of the main girlies in the stan twitter industry.
balls penguin: im waiting for the mother penguin entry ๐Ÿง

blinkbarb: girl here it is im writing it rn ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ–
the stan twt community: ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜ณโœŒ๏ธ
everyone: STREAM BOOMBAYAH AND LOVESICK GIRLS AND STAN MOTHER PENGUIN!!!! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by thatblinkbarbie August 6, 2021
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poppers penguin

when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
by Big Poomper Nakinds September 14, 2021
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penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.
She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!
by Nick April 21, 2005
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except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"
by DounutBum June 24, 2005
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016
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