penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 23, 2011
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Fcpl. Penguin

The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult
Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.
by hismajestykingcharles July 28, 2020
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Slimy penguin

A scenario in which a robber comes Into your home whilst jacking off. He then cums on the floor and slides on his belly using the seamen as a lubricant to slide.
Fuck man, that robber gave my house a slimy penguin!
by The_wild_hippopotamus February 26, 2016
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penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.
She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!
by Nick April 22, 2005
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except the penguin

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.
"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"
by DounutBum June 10, 2005
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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 13, 2009
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Killer Penguin

The most skilled killer in the world who can do anything to destroy his enemies
by Yoman21 March 08, 2022
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