kalan porter

A hobbit-like being with the face of an elderly woman who parades around with a Special Olympics-like musical career. A god amongst tasteless pubescent little girls who probably still think Mariah Carey is cool. See also: hack hobbit muano oddiot

Kalan Porter RULES! Let's go play with My Little Pony and put on mommy's makeup!

by yoshimi April 7, 2005

Pooter Cat

A cat without a permanent name. VERY annoying. Has a dirty infected butt hole that its owners never clean.

Pooter cat has several names: Keke, Punkin, Cheeto, Cat, Kitty, Stupid, P.C.

by Pooter Cats Room mate November 1, 2010

polger

the act of being awesome, super fly or totally radical.

"Oh my gosh that party was so polger. Like everyone was there."

"Bobby is so polger. he starts on the batmitten team."

by Emily & Meagan January 14, 2008

porter fetish

when you like or have feelings for a crazy ginger, and or having sex with a ginger.

slut: yo i just fucked Josh
bitch: but he's a ginger!
slut: ya i got a major porter fetish

by mynameisnotlisted August 18, 2011

Pooter Scooter

The action of rubbing a mans penis between a womans legs while she kicks one leg, like shes on a scooter.

Also known as: "Putting Mayonnaise on The Hot Dog" or "The Banana Rubber"

OOOOHHHHHH POOTER SCOOTER!!!!

Ryan: "Your grandmas lips are so big, she gives a mean pooter scooter"
Everyone: "Gross"

by DickBurns May 6, 2014

Posterity

Posterity (noun): the ease of masturbation without searching through a whole Facebook or text conversation to find nudes.

Did you just save the nude snap I sent you?!
Oh, don't mind that, just recording it for posterity.

by Papawoot June 28, 2019

porter

A clumsy fuckhead who always makes the most stupid mistakes. A real thicc child. Also a real cutie who gives mad head. A porter's clumsiness is enhanced when their first name is Matt.

Guy1: "oh damn! I spilled my beans all over the floor"
Guy2: "bro that was such a porter move,"
Guy1: "I know I'm such a porter"
Guy1: "I still get bitches tho"
Guy2: "No you don't."

by porterlover123 February 11, 2020