Charm Offensive

A concentrated attempt to gain favour or respectability by conspicuously cooperative or obliging behaviour. Also, the production of inconsequential changes, clarification of existing policies or rewording of existing policies to give the appearance of reform.

They launched an insincere charm offensive to reduce the public blowback from their previous offensive stance, statements and policies.

by Sir Palindrome December 24, 2023

self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.

"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence

by self-offense January 23, 2024

platinum offence

A high degree of verbal violation

What you said is a platinum offence.

by Eletrowiz January 25, 2024

Israeli Offense Force

The IOF, butchers of babies and women in GAZA

The Israeli Offense Force butchers thousands of Palestinian civilians to steal their land

by D Flawless February 26, 2024

No offense

A phrase that's used when someone is about to say the most offensive words in history.

"No offense Jeremy but you're fucking ugly and I hope you kill yourself"

by Ok so hello y’all April 1, 2024

Deckable Offence

Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.

We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.

It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.

Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights

Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!

by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024

gafable offence

a term first popularised by Cohan Walker. To gaf or not to gaf that is the question

You’re walking way too quick that’s such a gafable offence

by Machiavel1i February 4, 2026