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Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit

Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.

Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.

From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.

That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.

He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
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national tell your best friend your crush day

National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
by yourwelcomebtww August 29, 2023
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I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.
Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!
by Skyler Moffatt September 10, 2023
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Gentleman never tells

When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before
Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?

Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫
by Kabruhh November 28, 2021
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Tell me and will both know

Q: Do you have herpes ?

A: Tell me and will both know.
by Lyle s July 30, 2022
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Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.
Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.
by thalia_ August 20, 2022
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