NFO

No Fair Ones. When people fight and people jump in and stomp everyone out.

"You see how they fight?"

"Yeah, i couldn't even shoot it cause they all jumped in"

"They fight NFO"

by hahahahahahahahahaha1 June 16, 2011

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NFL

National Football League, also No Fun League.

A alliance of 32 professional American football teams which achieves its vast financial success largely on the backs of degenerate gamblers and single, dateless, 40-something, Roto-fantasy geeks who still live with their moms.

"Man, the NFL sucks!

The only reason it even stays afloat is because of all the suckers laying down their paychecks on this week's betting line and all the pencil-necked Rotisserie geeks who spend every waking hour adjusting their fantasy football team rosters, and who think Woody Allen is a tough guy.

If not for those sad legions of fans, the NFL would be relegated to the third-rate level of athletic entertainment that it really is."

by NAT1138 December 9, 2008

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nfd

abbrevation of 'no fucking duh'.

A: Tom on Myspace isn't real, omg!
B: nfd

by thain May 24, 2005

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NFW

no (freaking) way - used to describe a situation which is not possible or which you cannot believe

NFW can I jump over that! -or- You got married? NFW!

by Jay Furick September 27, 2007

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NFB

No Fat Beaver. Typically used to admonish your buddies for checking out fat chicks.

Guy 1: "Check out the chick over there."
Guy 2: "NFB"

by Woodstock64 October 9, 2008

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nfl

A "sport" which is more defined by it's commercials and advertisements than the actual game. Generally, at least 50% of the players will be arrested at some point in their career for drugs or sexual misconduct.

My team won the NFL Super Bowl. I only care because now we can all whore the Super Bowl Ring when it goes on eBay after the running back gets arrested.

by buttcheeks mcgee December 28, 2005

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