micro nap

noun: falling asleep for no more than a few minutes at a time. usually taking place while in a seated position en route to a destination in a foreign country, it most notably occurs on tour buses of capital cities. a dream state isn't reached, but it's re-energizing ability is almost equivalent to a shot of espresso. the most common cause is due to jet-lag; no severe side effects; treatment is extended time spent in said foreign country

*on the bus*
"uncle, wake up! we're almost at our stop!"
"huh? oh! I'm awake!"
"are you still tired?"
"nope! took my micro nap! I'm good!"

by champs_elysees August 22, 2011

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Take a nap

A phrase used to indicate something is incredibly slow, that you could take a nap by the time it finishes. It's usually used sarcastically and in exaggeration of things that are slower than they should be, but not literally long enough to take a nap (15 minutes or so).

"I might as well put it in park and take a nap by the time this frickin' light turns green."

"This computer is taking forever to boot up. I could probably go get a coffee, bang that secretary in accounting and take a nap by the time it's ready to go."

"You haven't finished yet? Damn, baby! I'm just gonna take a nap already. Wake me up when you're done."

"Hey, waitress, we're just gonna take a nap over here. Wake us up when you finally get around to taking our order."

by kevnar August 13, 2009

nigga nap

a nap taken after having a heavy meal.

johnny took a nigga nap after eating a turkey leg.

by menna August 20, 2007

coffee nap

A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.

Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!

by KMFD October 8, 2007

sad nap

The process of masturbating, while crying, until one falls sound asleep.

Johnny just broke up with his girlfriend, so he decided to take a sad nap.

by My Homie Andre January 24, 2006

fat nap

When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.

Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!

by Dmizzle2 December 20, 2006