full monty

To whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.

I just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

by Ryan April 10, 2005

Matty Ice

Nickname of Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan, quite possibly the lamest nickname ever thought of.

1st Guy: Yo, did you see the Falcons game? Matty Ice is the man !! Falcons all the way baby !!

2nd Guy : C'mon man get off his lap! That is the weakiest shit ever, who thought of that anyway. Hey from now on your his cousin Vanilla Ice

by godchef December 9, 2010

Walter Mitty

When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.

"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.

by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009

monty

a perverted shop assistant in "wants".
unable to handle any type of alcohol... usually hugs the fruit machine after 2 pints.
burns his child's books after a failed attempt at conquering europe.

is that monty by the fruit machine?
no i thought he's in czechoslovakia

by Andrew October 22, 2006

Montystein

Refers to action of taking smaller amounts of money that is left around by people. This can be in dollar bills or change, or a combination of both. The "classic" is $2, but it can be any amount.

Can be used as a verb or adverb.

I can't find my $2 I left for the paperboy. I've been montysteined.

I need some money. Maybe I will montystein this $.25 from the game of quarters last night.

I did not montystein you, the wind must have blown away your money you left under Heineken Light bottle.

I learned how to montystein from mikespace.

That kid is such a montystein.

by Mario Lemieux December 26, 2008

matty cac

when you bang your mate's girl & not remember doing it

A where'd you get that black eye from?
B i matty cac'd someone

by sjb#7 July 11, 2007

Mootty

NOUN:A saggy booty, a butt out ouf shape. making the buttocks look like a moody face. not nice.nasty butt, low cheeks.

YO ! Trina look FINE ass F*CK in them jeans yesterday, but today I saw her at the beach in a thong and that hoe got a MOOTTY.

by gee13 November 7, 2010