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cucumber melons

look at the melons on that one i think im going to give her a dirty sanchez then give her cucumber melons
by marine21 May 14, 2003
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maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.
Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!
by Lee-ann December 5, 2007
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melon stick

Just what it sounds like - a melon, usually a honeydew, stuck on top of a stick, and placed somewhere in a pathetic attempt to fool others into thinking that it is actually the person who constructed it.
1. The 'tard put a melon stick on his chair so people would think he was still at work when he actually left work early.

2. Bobby Brady used a pillow under his blankets as a melon stick so his mother would think he was still in bed when he was really downstairs spying on Cindy's sleepover.

3. That gimuntuan fuck stick FT is as useless as a melon stick.
by Phak Yoo November 18, 2004
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melon-farmer

A man who's into women with large breasts.
Damn your GF is hot! Yeah man I love her melons, that's why I'm a melon-farmer!
by Biggerslol August 30, 2010
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Mellonballing

Microwaving a cantaloupe, cutting a hole in it, and thrusting in and out of the mellon until you ejaculate. Then cutting up said cantaloupe and serving it at a fancy cocktail party.
I don't know which part of mellonballing I enjoy the most. Preparing the dish, or watching the delight on the faces of the party goers as they enjoy the tasty hors d'oeuvre
by themellonchef February 12, 2018
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melon

A fantastic blowjob. See also: head succ becky
Dude, sometimes you just need some really good melon to get your mind off of things.
by Verber April 9, 2018
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Red Mellon

Ingesting too many Amphetamines followed by one large bong hit will result in the subjects face to become a deep red color. followed by fever like symptoms.
I can't go to class today, I've got the worst case of Red Mellon
by Seduders October 28, 2009
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