penis marking

After a long day of sex, you wake up and find your penis tired and soft and pinkish. This means that you had long and great sex, maybe not enough but you cummed and you pushed it too hard and got a mark from having "that" sex

"Honey, i think we had too much sex!Or maybe i pushed too hard! I got a penis marking!"

by anonymous help February 26, 2005

Salt Lake Marriage

Akin to a Boston Marriage, a Salt Lake Marriage is a plural marriage involving more than three women.

Yo, Jane, Marie, and Andrea are in some crazy-ass Salt Lake Marriage!

by HAZ4RD December 30, 2008

Marriage

just like drugs don't do it

Jon: His life is screwed.
Steven: Why?
Jon: He got married
Steven: Man, Marriage sucks.

by #1 jason marz fan April 17, 2009

marriage

IT'S A TRAP!!

My marriage was a trap.

by deepvoicechris September 26, 2015

Marriage

a trap created by women that can lasts for life.

Ah man I fell into marriage with this one chick and now shes holding out her hand for all my hard work money each week.

by Mark872 September 20, 2011

MarvinGaye'd

Pulling up to some fine bitches in your car, stopping next to them and putting on "Lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye as loud as it will go and serenading them until they sleep with you.

Girl 1 "Oh I got MarvinGaye'd last night"
Girl 2 "Whats that?"
Girl 1 " Well a car pulled up to me and put on "lets get it on" by Marvin Gaye and I had to sleep with them"
Girl 2 "Oh yeah that happens to me all the time, Its rude not to get naked really."
Girl 1 "Fact."

by CGFC May 14, 2012

Marriage

Gods personal promise that men will meet their own demise

Doctor: this man looks like hes suffered by long term poverty and a life time devotion to his family, it appears he has been under alot of pressure

Nurse: So what has this man died of Doctor

Doctor: Six kids, a wife and poverty its obvious this man has died of Marriage

by blashada October 18, 2012