Condensed milf

When fucking a 40 plus year old midget with children.
I went to the circus and went home with some condensed milf.
by Dookie Dan November 06, 2020
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Jurassic MILF

A senior aged to post-cougar MILF in remarkably good shape and figure, most often observed at higher-end grocery stores. Jurassic MILFs are usually only spotted by men post-40 years of age as the lowest age bracket. Particularly fine specimens with glorious plumage can attract the attention of adult males as young as 15 years of age. Jurassic MILFs have become far more prevalent with later aged divorce rates and improved brassiere technology while younger females average heavier mass.

Jurassic MILFs should not be confused with "backside hit and runs" where a viewer's initial evaluation of garmented backside approval meets a leathered front side. Some Jurassic MILFs are such an enigma that another shopping cart drive-by is needed to fully absorb the situation. Jurassic MILF's are a more proud, stable, and submissive creature that lack the attention deficit of the Cougar. For this reason, idle attempts at conversation are low risk without mental Seppuku.
Yeah, Casi's on the corner....great fish. Try it, its the autobaun of MILF to Jurassic MILF.
by contributer_to_pop March 07, 2014
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Sledge-Milf

A milf with a testosterone level higher than the average mother, with a physical appearance that intimidates the sexually aroused male and possesses dominative qualities. She may look like a bodybuilder, have a tall stature with broad shoulders, and weigh over 20 pounds more than you, but that doesn't mean she does not need the same sexual thrill like a regular mother.

You don't fuck a Sledge-Milf, a Sledge-Milf fucks you...
The young male was dominated by the Sledge-Milf and woke up the next morning with a broken cock.
by brick.mst September 29, 2016
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milf shirt

A shirt usually seen in porn worn by a milf they usually have a hole in it near the breast and are a bit mad
Gretaayo that’s a mad milf shirt”
Frank “that shit mad fr
by Finstar March 13, 2022
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Weather milf

It’s pepa from encanto or and woman with kid that over the age of 40 and can control the weather that’s hot
by Icanhearyou January 05, 2022
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Milf-t..

Mum I'd like to fuck, twice.

When a milf goes beyond hot ;D
Oh my god Toby's mum is such a milf!

I want her so bad..

She's got to be a milf-t, once just isn't enough.
by Dreadcock :) January 01, 2009
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CODA-MILF

CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -

Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
by Omar's Milf April 09, 2010
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