messy female

Someone who has the want to stir up drama, so they feel the need to go around spreading rumors and lies just to create mess. they are willing to put friendships on the line, just to start shit. they will spread your business around and lie to your face about it

That messy female teresita coleman told my business about me and my boyfriend, so i kicked her ass!

by bre.the.don November 20, 2009

Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward and captains both Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He has won many individual and team awards.

Messi is the Greatest Of All Time
Messi scores a amazing hat-trick

by joanty November 27, 2018

Harass Messaging

the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.

"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.

by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012

Messi

Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)

: You’re Messi (Amazing)

: Omg you’re so Messi ( humble)

: Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal)

: You have Messi (pure talent)

: I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history)

by JuiceAtin December 31, 2018

Message anxiety

Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.

Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.

Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.

by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009

Messy Pod

A messy ass podcast (see title) that relies on segments and alcohol to pull them through. Hosted by a gay, black, award winning YouTuber named Mac and a Jersey hunk who stuck bread up his ass on live TV named Mike. Warning: the podcast is very messy and very gay.

Have you listened to Messy Pod on Spotify?
Lmao yeah, it's really messy.
Yeah, but it's hilarious.

by dannyisntalive January 27, 2021

mango messiah

Donald Trump

Crowds swoon over that Mango Messiah.

by NormMit February 1, 2017