Laterbating

Laterbating: To masturbate about somebody, later.

"He didn't know we followed him home from the Halloween Party, we were gonna sneak downstairs and scare the shit out of him. Bust open the door and there's bro: got Journey on full blast, standing on the end of the bed with his leg up on the post, Laterbating to a picture of Natan dressed as Satan, metal horns to the sky. We didn't even say anything. We couldn't. It was kind of a moment. So we just sat there and watched."

And that, my friends, was how we turned gay in the summer of 69.

by Nippletitski December 20, 2025

Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.

Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.

by Shufk March 1, 2009

Cool-Later

1. A way of sarcastically saying goodbye.

2. A response for when someone says something unbelievable. (More accent is used on "cool")

3. A way of saying you're going to ignore someone.

The louder you say it the better.

Person A:"Hey I'll see you tomorrow."
Person B:"Whatever, cool-later."

Person A:"Jason had sex with five chicks last night!"
Person B:"Coooool-later..."

"Pssh, I gave that biatch the old Cool Later."

by Solidus55 June 3, 2009

Lamer Lamerton

means your really lame!!!!

Boy: hey guess what?

Girl: what?

Boy: idk lol

Girl: wow your a lamer lamerton

by DDAZ August 18, 2009

allright laters

the term saying good-bye after giving the skanky hoe the biz

you tag a hoe 2 nights in a row, girl bugs you all night the 3rd night, she says im going to bed, you reply allright laters very loudly so everyone at the campfire hears and never talk to her again

by tag master July 23, 2010

Get Latest

Promise a game with less bugs than before, but comes out with more shitload than ever.

Dog, I did a get latest and my character is now rotating on himself while sliding
Yesterday my level was playable, now everything is killing me, including the floor.
Hey boi, how you doin'? - Fine and you? - I did a get latest - I'm so sorry dude...

by GoldenCase May 23, 2018

Lil Later

When somebody wants their pussy/dick sucked, there m8 will say a Lil Later, but they mean the next time they see you ;)

Define:Random girl: Michael said I could suck his dick a Lil later

Michael: I hope she sucks my dick later,because I will be cumming all over the place

by Yeetus my fetus July 18, 2019