Jobless

A bum who has no job, no money, and spends what he has left on anime body pillows

David(You) are a bum ass jobless nigga with no bitches.

by You a jobless ahh bum December 28, 2025

Gross Joes

Ridiculously huge breasts that often give the owner back problems.

I would pay twenty to motorboat those gross joes

by CaptainC_Block June 21, 2009

No Jobs Hot

A female (or male) that is good looking enough to get through life without ever having to work. This is because they can easily find people to pay all of their expenses. It doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't working, rather, that they don't have to be working,

Girl1: what does she do? She always comes out of her penthouse duplex in these gorgeous clothes, and has no regular schedule.

Girl 2: Her? Oh she's no jobs hot, so she always has some rich guy paying for everything. This sheik bought her a Maserati AND a Lamboughini as a present last month.

Girl 1: That's so much better than my life.. I have to work twelve hours a day. Do you think that I could just have somebody pay for everything?

Girl 2: hahaha, NO WAY! You are not that good looking, and definitely need to work at least one job to pay for your bills.

by sugarbuns69 April 9, 2015

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.

I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.

by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017

Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh predecessor

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???

by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017

Steve jobs party

A Steve Jobs Party,is when you and your lady/gentleman friend are watching a movie (probably the one about Steve jobs with Ashton Cutcher). And Your a lil cold. So you both put on your best turtle neck sweaters. And after a while longer you two start getting hot and heavy(still wearing your turtle necks) And that my friends is a Steve Jobs Party.

"Yo bro Stacie came over last night and we watched jobs with Ashton Cutcher "
"Was it a good movie"
"Nah,we got bored and had a Steve Jobs Party "
"Nice bro!!"

by CJG753 January 14, 2018

Steve Jobed

When you are bought out of the company that you started / helped start.

I just got Steve Jobed out of my company today.

by Darkon007 May 14, 2018