Investigative Journalism

Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.

John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?

by gLiTcH(); January 5, 2021

Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.

Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"

by JR Page December 25, 2010

The inverted iron man

While wearing an iron man costume do a handstand and precede to get rim jobbed by partner

I just did the inverted iron man with yo momma.

by Swag_Master_9000 April 18, 2022

intentional walk

When two guys are having butt sex and their four balls are slapping against each other.

Hey man that loves weiner, you wanna go back to my place and intentional walk me?

by Ricky Stucker Nuro Vail Lamson January 6, 2005

inventors

Alex and Carolyn. Invented swimming. Also rox()r CS.

HOLY SHIZZAT!! We're swimming a breast relay against the inventors? Let's just give up now!!

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

inverted chili dog

The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.

That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!

by LDi July 30, 2008

inverted gay

A guy who likes it up the butt from a girl with a strap-on

1: Ugh Chris is such an inverted gay
2: what?
1: yeah, i saw him carrying around a brown strap-on earlier
3 (Chris's WOmanfriend) : My bad....

by supa cracka August 6, 2007