Handibal

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When cannibal and main antogonist on nbc’s Hannibal, hannibal lector, gives Protagonist Will Ghram a hand job

“hey freddie, i heard will got another handibal. put that in your paper.”

by ariiiya December 23, 2023

Handidipity

When a new product has some unexpected usefulness.

Like when you take your gas car on vacation because your Tesla won’t make it or you just don’t want to spend your vacation keeping it charged, but the charging notifications keep you informed about the power at you house.

In our case, it was serendipity that we were on vacation at Lake Superior during hurricane beryl while our neighbors were hunkered down at places with generators. But we needed a better word for being first to know that the power was restored when our plug in notified us it was charged. Not finding a real word, we took inspiration from Rich Little’s sniglets to call it handidipity.

It was Handidipity that we learned our power had been restored after the hurricane.

by DrHow July 11, 2024

Handicaptivity

Kidnapping a handicapped person or having one in ones possession

Man: What happened to John?
Woman: He went into handicaptivity.

by YEETER303 April 9, 2024

Handicap

Another word for coffin

Carrot: Hey! What do you say you give us a handicap?
Broccoli: Is that another word for coffin?

by brolythelegendarysupersaiyan May 24, 2024

Handidextrous

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.

He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.

by Witty Whit June 6, 2024

Handicap

Its old school and noone wants to use it. needs a new name and a positive vibe!!

The handicap person told me that they hate to use the name handicap.

by Jen007CA June 7, 2024

Handist

The discrimination of someone’s hand by size, shape, or dominance.

“Paisley writes like she’s left handed.” Handist

by Boxeater9000 February 26, 2025