shortasoures
needs to grow in many places.
is a smarty pants
usually has brown or brownish eyes
is fun to be with
makes everything a joke
has tons of friends and 1 danb ass crazy cuzin
needs to grow in many places.
is a smarty pants
usually has brown or brownish eyes
is fun to be with
makes everything a joke
has tons of friends and 1 danb ass crazy cuzin
"hey dude yu see diana gomez?"
"no she is to short to see"
"Whats the defenition of smart?"
"Diana Gomez"
"no she is to short to see"
"Whats the defenition of smart?"
"Diana Gomez"
by shorty 101 peace January 25, 2010
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Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!
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A land dwelling creature native to Towson University. Characterized by wearing oversized sports coats, spiked hair and "bling" to compensate for his unusually disfigured penis.
The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"
Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
The Gnome's penis typically ranges anywhere 3-5 mm (when erect) and boats a single 4 inch long pubic hair stemming directly from the tip of the penis, used to attract potential mates. Not to be confused with his alter ago
"Doc Smokey"
Beware of the Gnome's unstable demeanor that may or may not elicit the following reactions:
1. Carrying around a full bottle of liqour pretending to get drunk.
2. Vicsious ankle biting
3. Lying about hooking up with girls
4. "Creeping" out girls
5. Soliciting sex from underage boys
6. Driving his parents Honda CRX when drunk
7. Perpetual virginity
John: What do you get when you mix Sean Wolf, a Midget, and a Honda CRX?
Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride
John: Nope... you get the Gnome
Seth: A small statured jewish virgin with a "sweet" ride
John: Nope... you get the Gnome
by Shorty Shitstain April 25, 2007
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by gourmando April 26, 2004
Get the gomer mug.A Gromet is an annoying chode of a person. He is very Stubborn and never wants to do anything everyone else wants to do. Tends to reek of swamp and sewage and also has a donkey for a bestfriend. Always has a Scottish accent
by girafeboy June 18, 2015
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But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
But honestly, as a singer, she's pretty overrated. All of her songs are written for her and her performances are mediocre.
I honestly don't get the hype for her.
by aminatariq June 15, 2018
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