fiend

a male or female who relentlessy and incessantly pursues any sort of marijuana to be consumed in any way possible or necessary until there is none left.

You hear about that lookin-ass kid who spends his whole unemployment check on weed? what a fiend man, total slave to the ganj.

by DB Penguinhole May 19, 2010

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 26, 2004

fender rhodes

a really intense, old keyboard that i want. i think its the keyboard in "money."

omg i made a synth that sounds like a fender rhodes. bah i want the real one tho.

by unusu-al September 6, 2003

Fiend

An adjective for a person who is addicted to something...

Joey fiends for Luvmaries pussy even though he will never get it.

by BettyHaHa September 29, 2008

filthy fuentes

Engaging in tender ass play with a female while she has a ball gag in her mouth, leading to increasing intensity, ultimately resulting in gagging on your vomit with ball gag in mouth and dirty anal discharge.

Pablo was getting it on with Daisy and it was getting intense. Once Pablo starting working the ass, he gave Daisy a taste of the Marcellus Wallace, leading to a nasty Filthy Fuentes.

by Aureo Sanchez July 20, 2006

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011

Fiend

A person who fiends.

Person 1: Yo what's a fiend?
Person 2: A fiend is a fiend.
Person 1: What's an example of a fiend?
Person 2: Khoi because he fiends my Limón chips.

by ragmysam May 7, 2019