guam

Any place really far away, whether or not it's really "the" Guam.

A: Where did Mike go for that exchange student thing?
B: Guam.

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012

c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

by j dogg March 14, 2005

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by J Dogg July 27, 2004

tube

A joint/doobie (pot).

Dude, let's burn a tube then rape some homeless people.

by J Dogg August 12, 2003

fosheezy

jermaine dupris way of saying "i wanna be just like snoop dogg and make my own gay ass language"

yo! i'll be up in the club 1 tweezy!! meet me there, fosheezy my neezy!!

by j dogg August 04, 2003

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by J Dogg October 15, 2003